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+              NOT FOR RECTAL USE PUBLIC LICENSE 
+                    Version 1.1, Febuary 2015
+
+ Copyright (C) 2015 Jeff Becker <ampernand@gmail.com>
+
+ Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified 
+ copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long 
+ as the name is changed. 
+
+              NOT FOR RECTAL USE PUBLIC LICENSE 
+   TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION 
+
+  0. NOT for rectal use.
+  1. Don't sue me, it's your fault.
+
+