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       <dd>06833a90237c61f59558c1726fbe71c63e972722b2cf1147867be286cb020b32</dd>
       <dt>peering</dt>
       <dd>just open a thread for now.</dd>
+      <dt>rules</dt>
+      <dd>basically no stuff that will fuck with the functioning of the site.<br>
+        - stuff that will get me in trouble like cp.
+        - flood/spam. duplicate posts may also get baleeted.
+      </dd>
+      <dt>guidelines and things to keep in mind</dt>
+      <dd>
+        - i don't owe you shiieet. you don't owe me shieet.<br>
+        - administration style: benevolent dictatorship.
+      </dd>
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